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Send me the name of a DA (Canon) character and I’ll try to make up a Banter between them and my muse.

Kayli: Anders, please do try to keep that cat away from me.
Anders: Aw, but why? He’s adorable and he just wants you to pet him and give him food.
Kayli: Anders no- *sneezes*
Anders: Oh… I think I’m starting to understand.
Kayli: And I think my skin is starting to itch.


Nathaniel Howe

Send me the name of a DA (Canon) character and I’ll try to make up a Banter between them and my muse.

Kayli: So, Nathaniel….
Nate: Yes, Commander?
Kayli: Remember when I poured a bucket of ice cold water on you and Fergus?
Nate: Don’t remind me. I till can’t figure out how you got the ice in the middle of summer.
Kayli: Don’t ever underestimate a bored and creative child.
Nate: Hope you’re not as creative as you were then anymore.
Kayli: Hmm, you just gave me some ideas.
Nate: *sigh* Maker preserve me.


Anonymous:
The girl clung to her mother's clothes with tight fists, face buried in her chest as she continued to cry, though she wasn't shaking as much as before. "They got me," she sniffled once the sobs had calmed to whimpers. "They got me an' I was un'erground and then /I/ was one!"
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       Kayli’s heart stopped for a second, she was one. This was starting to sound way too much like one of her own nightmares. She took a deep breath and started to gently run her fingers through Eva’s hair, holding her close. “You know mommy would never let anything happen to you, right? They will never get you, not while I’m here with you.”


Anonymous:
"Momma!" cried the little girl, choking and hiccuping through her tears. "Make the monster men in my dreams go away momma! They're still singing to me momma, I'm /scared/!"

Send me anons as my muse’s child.

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       “It’s alright pup, they’re gone now.” Kayli wrapped her arms around the little girl and gently pressed a kiss on top of her head. Another nightmare, and this time it seemed like it was a lot worse than the other times. Kayli slowly cradled her daughter in her arms, trying to soothe her as much as she could. “Just focus on mommy’s voice alright?”


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★:five things most people don’t know about my muse

-her favorite smell is lavender
-she is infertile (only like 2-3 people know)
-she loves to read cheesy romance
-she occasionally smokes (but only when she’s alone and/or needs to calm down)
-she really loves to cuddle


➹ - Varric’s nickname for them (even if they’ve never met)

For some reason the first nickname that comes in my mind is ‘scarlet’


❝ - something they’re always saying

“As you desire.”

what can i say the sultry voice set is really ic for kayli

Probably “Well, shit.”


Anonymous:
♒ What do you feel about height differences, asking for a friend =v=
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      “I don’t mind them at all. I mean my ex was almost one foot shorter than me.”


Anonymous:
'Lived long enough to become the villain'

Leave ‘Lived long enough to become the villain’ to get a glimpse of my muse being a villain.

      All it took was a small drop of poison, and nobody suspected a thing. After all she was the kind queen and loving wife in front of anyone. But behind closed door she had planned this for so long, and she did not expect it to be so easy. She was now the sole ruler of Ferelden and she had the Grey Warden of Ferelden under her thumb as well. It wasn’t much, but it was a start.

      There were things that had to bed done before she could do what she had planned. The first was to permanently remove any obstacles from her way, arls and the families of those who might oppose her. And the most important thing, strengthen Ferelden’s military force as much as possible.

     Empress Celene would receive a surprise at her door in less than a decade. She was sure of it.